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Funny Sympathy Sayings

I thought I would take a moment and try to lighten up a very difficult situation.
This funny sympathy sayings chapter is not for the folks who take life seriously. It's for the folks that know laughter is the best medicine.

Please choose your words of condolence with caution. Although funny, you might offend a friend who doesn't want to laugh at a time they are grieving.

My dad found a strategy that helped him get through the most difficult days of my mother's illness. I have attached a video of my dad's laughter technique that helps you release some of the heaviness you are carrying from the loss. This
has especially came in handy for him after her passing. Jim Berchtolds laughter Technique My dad learned this chakra from his breathing coach and be used for any difficult situation.
I hope these make you laugh.

You can start each by addressing
 "Dear________ (friends name)"

Dear____________,
*Who knew death could be so easy. ________ (deceased) always knew how to take a short cut.

*You are so lucky it wasn't you.

*You and I have been through so much together growing up. You are the funniest, happiest person I know. I am sorry for your loss. Let me know if you would like me to wax the casket.

*Who knew that they would beat cancer and be killed by a heart attack. Life is not fair.

*I am sorry for your loss. I'm really happy that you are still here. Life would not of been the same without your annoying daily phone calls. I love you.

*Better them, than you.

*Please become a better driver than _________(deceased). I want to make sure you are around so I can make fun of you when you gain weight and lose your hair.

*I am sorry for your loss. I know it is a difficult time, but look at it this way, now you get the house without involving a lawyer.(fill in something else if you like)

*I think his/her death was easier than his first divorce. I am sure he/she wouldn't of had it any other way.

*When times are tough, like right now. Just remember to look at experience with a positive perspective, now you get IT ALL without involving a lawyer.

*I am so sorry that my aunt(fill in) is still here and yours is not. Its obvious that the good die young.

*Roses are red, violets are blue, I am so glad it wasn't you.

*I love you and am so happy to have you here in one piece. You wouldn't be the same BFF if you were in 10 pieces.

*Sometimes it is better to be the 2nd wife, all his 1st wife got was a headache.

*Ladies love a widower. Get your hankie and hit the singles scene. p.s. make sure you take a shower.

*At the end of the day you still have online dating to meet your next victim.
*Roses are red, violets are blue- I am so sorry that he/she died on you.


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