Funny Sympathy Sayings

Funny Sympathy Sayings created just for you. These are not for everyone. Please use with caution.

Your job is to help lighten up a very difficult situation and since that's how I deal with heartache sometimes I wanted to offer a few to you. These sayings are for people who can handle it. We all have a special relationship with certain people in our lives and if they have a sense of humor they will be able to appreciate these types of funny condolences.

This page is not for the folks who take life seriously. It's for the folks that know laughter is the best medicine. 

Choose with caution. Although funny, you might offend a friend who doesn't want to laugh at a time they are grieving. Let me know how these funny sympathy sayings are received. 

Funny Sympathy Sayings for you to choose from...

You can start each by addressing
"Dear________ (friends name)" 

•Who knew death could be so easy. ________ (deceased) always knew how to take a short cut.

•You are so lucky it wasn't you.

•You and I have been through so much together growing up. You are the funniest, happiest person I know. I am sorry for your loss. Let me know if you would like me to wax the casket.

•Who knew that they would beat cancer and be killed by a heart attack. Life is not fair.

•I am sorry for your loss. I'm really happy that you are still here. Life would not of been the same without your annoying daily phone calls. I love you.

•Better them, than you. No, really, I'm serious.

•Please become a better driver than _________(deceased). I want to make sure you are around so I can make fun of you when you gain weight and lose your hair.

•I am sorry for your loss. I know it is a difficult time, but look at it this way, now you get the house without involving a lawyer.(fill in something else if you like)

*I think his/her death was easier than his first divorce. I am sure he/she wouldn't of had it any other way.

*When times are tough, like right now. Just remember to look at experience with a positive perspective, now you get IT ALL without involving a lawyer.

*I am so sorry that my aunt(fill in) is still here and yours is not. Its obvious that the good die young.

*Roses are red, violets are blue, I am so glad it wasn't you.

*I love you and am so happy to have you here in one piece. You wouldn't be the same BFF if you were in 10 pieces.

*Sometimes it is better to be the 2nd wife, all his 1st wife got was a headache.

*Ladies love a widower. Get your hankie and hit the singles scene. p.s. make sure you take a shower.

*At the end of the day you still have online dating to meet your next victim. 
*Roses are red, violets are blue- I am so sorry that he/she died on you.

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